You're 29 years old and you're in the airport men's room sitting in a stall. For the past 10 minutes, that same blue eye has been peeking in at you through the crack by the stall door.You are:
- Mesmerized by the blue eye.
- Scared of the blue eye.
- Wanting to skewer the blue eye with a molten-hot poker.
If you're Sgt. Dave Karsnia of the Minneapolis Airport PD, you wait until the man sits down in the stall next to you and flirtatiously rubs his hand under the stall on your side. Then, you slide your badge under his side of the stall and point toward the door, like, "See you outside, buster."
It's old news that Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) is teetering on the brink of resignation from the world's most exclusive club. But if you haven't read Sgt. Karsnia's arrest report where he refers to the 62-year-old's peering, touching and preening, you're missing out on some serious social underbelly behavior.
'Course the real Ol' Blue Eyes, Frank Sinatra, was booked into jail in 1938 in New Jersey, also for a sex crime -- the 23-year-old was messin' with a married woman. The charge of adultery later was dropped.
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Ya know, neither the police report nor any media reports I've seen reference the good senator actually takin' a big ol' Idaho dump or performing the (presumably) necessary paperwork prior to leaving the stall. Unless he squats to tee-tee, what the heck else was he doin' in there other than soliciting native Minnesota totem pole(s).?
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