Pull [off] My Finger?

One of the guys at the office today did an internal survey.

The questions:

• For $500,000, would you allow one of your pinkie fingers to be medically amputated? And . . .
  
• For $1.5 million, would you cut off one of your own pinkies using a hatchet, paper cutter, car door, chain saw, whatever? You could cut it off at at hospital if so desired.

I said "no" to both propositions, as I personally am against any type of elective disfiguration. About half of the people asked, however, said yes to the $1.5 million. I guess everyone has a price.

You won't, however, be cutting off any fingers with this table saw, which should be standard equipment in every junior high shop class. Check out what it does to this hot dog.